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Advice

A guy walked in yesterday before we closed. He asked a few computer related questions. Then out of nowhere he said, “I need you to know this, it’s not just about making bubbles come out of the fake tobacco pipe when you blow on it. It’s about blowing a bubble or two out of your mouth after you’ve pulled the pipe out to impress the ladies.”

Excuse me?

I had a guy not long ago come into the shop with a very disgusted look on his face. He said, “Every time I come here, you’re working.” I laughed because I thought he was joking. He replied “What the fuck are you laughing at?”