After spending most of an hour just looking at the different cables we have hanging on a very small rack. The guy turns to me and says, “Timothy, is your name Alex?”
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A woman walked in yesterday evening and asked if we had killed ourselves. Confused I said, “Obviously not”. She replied with, “Oh, well good because that would be weird.”
Kid’s Say the Darndest Things
About a year ago this woman came in to work to pick up her computer. She had a 5 or 6 year old with her. The kid was asking a string of really obviously stupid questions like “Are you married” then “I thought you had to be married to have a job?” Later on the kid interrupts his Mom and gets really excited when she picks up their laptop. The kid points at the laptop and says “That’s what Daddy uses to watch other men spit shampoo out of their tallywackers into other people’s hair.” The look on the Mom’s face was priceless.
